Dos Equis Italian Countryside

On Failing

On Language

Dos Equis Kitchen

On ‘The Gym’

If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume.

Both sides of his pillow are cool.

When in Rome, they do as he does.

On Going Dutch

When you pay for yourself, you usually get what you pay for.

But when I do, I keep it entertaining.

Jonathan Goldsmith (September 26, 1938 – April 24, 2011) was an American. He died on April 24, 2011 after a long bout with prostate cancer. Beginning in April 2007 and continuing through 2010, Goldsmith has been featured in a high profile television ad campaign, promoting Dos Equis beer. The campaign, which transformed Goldsmith into a popular culture icon, has been credited for helping to fuel a 15.4 percent sales increase for the brand in America in 2009. “The most interesting man in the world” is a distinguished older, bearded gentleman who is shown through film clips of deliberately varying quality to have led an extremely eventful and colorful life, packed with over-the-top heroism and adventure. There are generally two types of ads: one features the man in a bar environment giving advice or opinion about various subjects, and the other features a narrator describing the man’s distinguishing, but frequently absurd, accomplishments.

However according to several sources (IMDB, Wikipedia, ChaCha) he is not dead… He is very much alive. Though it seems wikiobits is ready when ever he comes to terms with his age.

“He’s been pronounced dead 7 times…… make that 8. He is, the most interesting man in the world.”

Video Footage of The Kidnapping

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“The superbowl plays at his halftime show.”

Come back tomorrow! They’ll all be here

“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available, ’cause if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” From “20/20″ interview on to being high on himself.

“I probably took more than anybody could survive… I was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them.” From “20/20″ on the last time he used drugs.

“You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard. It fires in a way that is, I don’t know, maybe not from this terrestrial realm. When you’ve got tiger blood and Adonis DNA, it’s like, get with the program, dude.” From “20/20″ on the subject of brain fires.
“Can’t you spin on a pink cloud your whole life, and just be super bitching and focused?” From “Piers Morgan Tonight” on the subject of pink clouds.

“I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That’s how I describe myself.” From “Piers Morgan Tonight” on the subject of aging.

“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” From “Piers Morgan Tonight” on the subject of addiction.

“I hope they do. I hope they say, Dad, fill in the blanks, this s**t’s gnarly. Fill in the blanks, this stuff’s epic. … Don’t hide your children from stuff.” From “TMZ” on the subject of his kids reading about his exploits when they’re older.

“I’m underpaid right now, sure. … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitching, a total frickin’ rock star from Mars. People can’t figure me out, they can’t process me. I don’t expect them to. You can’t process me with a normal brain.” From “The Today Show” on the subject of being an underpaid rock star.

“I think they’re all pretty lame, to be honest. … They could’ve fleeced this sheep a hundred times, and instead they skinned it once.” From “The Howard Stern Show” on the topic of his former flames.

“Hope is for suckers and fools.” From the “Howard Stern Show” on whether or not he hopes his show will start shooting again:

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/02/charlie-sheen-interview-quotes-the-10-most-insane-things-hes-s/

Twitter:
“Winning..! Choose your Vice.. #winning #chooseyourvice”

“Just got invited to do the Nancy Grace show… I’d rather go on a long road trip with Chuck Lorre in a ’75 Pacer….”

“My sons’ are fine… My path is now clear… Defeat is not an option..!”

“Questions..? I’m here for my people..! Bring it!!

“I have a disease? Bulls**t. I cured it with my brain.”

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

“I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total b*tchin’ rock star from Mars.”

“You can’t process me with a normal brain.”

“If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ “It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”

“I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.”

“Can’t is the cancer of happening.”

“Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”

“I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”

“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and b*tchin’.”

“Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.”

“It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”

“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

“I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps.”

“I’m an F-18, bro.”

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pus*y.”

“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“I’m bi-winning.”

“There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.”

“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”

“The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”

“I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

“[CBS] picked a fight with a warlock.”

“If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.”

“Winning.”

“I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.”

“C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm.”

“Winning.”

“Bring me Dr. Clown shoes.”

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